- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

I dont have a girlfriend

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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