A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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One time i was sitting down

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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