Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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