- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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