- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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