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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Neil is a reterd.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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