- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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