There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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i committed murder

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Barbara Streisand

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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