- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

my wife came out of the kitchen....

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What's one plus one? two.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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