- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Emily Walker.

Women's Rights

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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