.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Penis

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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