What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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penis

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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