Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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