- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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