Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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