A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Anti Joke

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