Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Anti Joke

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