knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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