- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

White men's rights

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Women's rights.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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