Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Women's rights

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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