- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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