- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

woman's rights

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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