- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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