Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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