- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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