What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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XD Jackass.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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