Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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