- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Girls soccer

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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