- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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