Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

Banana

An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

tom hall

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

why so serious? because your too serious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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