whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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William Raines.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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