What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Ted Haggard.

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knock knock go away

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Dallas Cowboys

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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No joke.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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penis

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Womens Sports

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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