- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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