What is cowboy say

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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haha

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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