How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A pope meets another one

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

women's rights, lol

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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