Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How old are you? 7

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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