Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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