- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

White men's rights

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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