- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

knock knock come in

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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