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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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