kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

White men's rights

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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