Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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