- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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