One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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