Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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poop nuff said

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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