Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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