I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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american idol

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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what's up? my penis.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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800 people died last year. end of story

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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