2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's half of 8? o

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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hi jonny

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