Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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