alert('The Game')

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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