Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock knock knock OCD

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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