What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hashtags suck balls

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

My jeans

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Nobody cares maddie!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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