- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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