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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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