- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

anti jokes are really funny

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

autistic kids rock

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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