A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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