- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

who do we all like george goodburn

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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