My Nan, that is all.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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