- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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