- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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