- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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