- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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