- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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