- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Iif your reading this ur gay

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