- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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